MOSES*
At Mount Sinai, the Ten Commandments were given
Still, my ancestor Moses, never fussed about 10, 9, 8 or 7…
London, Central Criminal Court, 19th December, 1835
My ancestor long since gone was very much alive
Mordacai Moses alias Warsawer is in the dock
The judge bows at the stroke of the Old Bailey clock
No nonsense Littleday presiding this appeal to his sentence
‘My god man you are wasting the court’s time with such a defence!
“‘You have already pleaded plenty about your impeccable character and when …
You were merely duped by ‘artful & very dodgy men’”
‘But if you continue to insist …
With witnesses the court will persist …’
Little Mr. Fluem was first off with his allegation
And in a high pitched-voice dammed Mordacai in his attestation
Telling tall-tales of illicit trickery throughout the Hapsburg Empire
How in London’s Strand Coffee House Moses’s gang would conspire
Next up, Bow Street officers Ruthven & Fletcher, uncontested
Evidenced how they’d arrested
The three counterfeiting co-conspirators
Identified by Fluem’s Judas Iscariot kisses
Caught red handed with the engraved notes on his person
Moses foolishly hiding them behind a dark velvet curtain
At this the judge was not prepared to waist more time
Called out ‘bailiff take the prisoner down
‘ … You will serve your sentence in the colonies together
with your friends Harris & Ball transported forever
‘Forging and uttering the name of your crime
You will be paying for your transgressions a long, long time’
So my dear ancestor you are manacled, broken, and now bereft
With nothing more than a shema yisrael left
With one foot in the old country and one over the sea
From prison-hulk to Sydney-town is where you are going to be
Godforsaken, adrift unable to stop it
116 days transportation on the leaky HMS Moffat
To land upside-down on the other side of the world
A patriarch of an Aussie family yet to unfold
Wearing thongs T-shirts and stubbies
Your daughter’s daughters will all be married to hubbies
Watching Test Cricket on Summer TV
Zoning out on parliamentary question time on the ABC …
So beloved forebear your story is near ended
Blame my friend Ron who suggested to extend it
Hold on to your halo
Actually, it’s the best bit, still to go …
One last hurdle remained for Moses at Sydney Head
A gale so wild the ships’ company’s hope is all but dead
‘Pilot come quickly, save us please!
Life is so cruel!’ cried the ship’s internees
So while the mainsail was in ribbons and torn
Both anchors lost and all hope all but gone
Mr. Watson was there to save the day
Setting sail in his cutter, so meeting the fray
Miraculously, a safe harbour Mordacai was steered at last
Rejoicing for his new-found life … goodbye to the past!
*Dedicated to ALL Boat-People and Internees
As well as the original owners of this land, forgive us please ? …
Sydney 2019